Today I received three emails telling me I'd won a million pounds for my contribution to the arts. I replied to each one saying:
"Fuck off"
"Lying cunts"
"You're full of shit"
I decided this was the best way to deal with it. One thing about spam is, when it's on your plate it smells of shit, when it's in your inbox it stinks of shit.
2 comments:
what a lovely spam analogy.you should copyright that
If you get that million pounds, can borrow like, 10 or 15 I've got my eyes on this sweet Schwinn and I'm just a little short
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