Sweeties

  These are called 'Ginger Chews' They taste amazing, and are an apt snack, considering I have Ginger hair.

  My German companion went out and bought me a pack, after I said that I liked them. How nice of her.

  I have spent the last five hours playing techno. My eyes are square and I cannot listen to anymore techno without being sick. I'm sure of it.

 

  Tonight.

  I dine in hell!

  That's a lie. Tonight I am going to the village for a party. I may as well be dining in hell, it's going to be debauched. I'm going to take my Ginger chews, so I can be a ginger man, chewing ginger chews on the dance floor.